Ok, not really. But it’s a fitting headline for my personal take on Twitter.
At SxSW Twitter was all the rage and panelist after panelist raved about this new Internet darling. Being in an open-minded state for the conference I decided to give it a shot. As you can see, I didn’t get far with it. Just four posts into it, in fact. I fear that for all time I will be forever “Powering through my afternoon”, because I’ll probably never update my Twitter status again.
Since SxSW there’s been a ton of talk amongst my peers, in the press, and the blogosphere as a whole about this emerging phenomenon. Some say it’s the greatest invention since Tivo, other’s don’t get it. I’m placing my flag firmly in the “Don’t Get It” camp. I understand the cool factor of creating “micro-blog” entries from a phone, IM or a website… I just don’t find the need to update the world on happenings in my life. In fact, short of a few close members of my personal life I don’t want just anyone knowing what I’m up to at any given moment. It’s none of their business as far I’m concerned. And honestly, I can’t imagine anyone I know that would really care enough to regularly check my Twitter site to see what I’m doing.


